When you get on a Dodo Airlines fligh

  • Listed: August 10, 2020 12:08 am
  • Expires: This ad has expired
  • Street: Megaomgchen
  • State: Colorado
  • Country: United States
  • Price: $10

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When you get on a Dodo Airlines flight, are you actually traveling inter-dimensionally? Is each island another timeline? Each time Tom Nook appoints a island agent, is he actually creating a brand new alternative reality? Is Animal Crossing in disguise? Now assume for a minute we’ve debunked the reality theory. What are the choices? The only ones we can think of demand us to venture into conspiracy theory territory and cloning.

Hear us out: Tom Nook isn’t real. He is really a clone and Nook Inc. is a lot more sinister than you can imagine. The entire company is a evil conglomerate who is sending out clones to set colonies all around the universe.Nook Inc. is the linchpin for the whole operation and Tom Nook is only a figurehead. You are in an island and you need to survive. So as to do this, you’re now in debt to his or her firm and Nook. Everything in your life is connected to him. Want to build? Pay Nook. Need to buy things? Sell Nook’s Nephews crafted products, your materials, and items. Nook Inc’s currency is central. Message a Buddy? Other shops are likely to be paying him a cut of their profits for being on your island.

Nook Inc. is embedded in each and every facet of island life. You spend your entire life collecting materials, which you exchange for bells or miles. This currency is then reinvested into Nook Inc.’s island endeavors as you flip it back over to pay for construction projects, furniture, clothes, and other essentials. Nothing you do is out of Nook Inc.. Nook is not the only one likely to become a clone either. This theory necessitates Isabelle, the Able Sisters, Tommy, Timmy, and Blathers to be cloned too.

Battlestar Gallactica lovers can think of these as Cylons in the 2004 reboot of the series. They look like people, act like us, and may be oblivious they are cloned robots. This would create Nook Inc. a creator of Cylon technology, but somehow we’re completely comfortable with that idea. After all, a lot of us have suspected the company was not the corporation they wanted you to trust.

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